Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Why Tim Tebow is Not a Fantasy Football Starter


Advertising has an odd power over us. You don’t realize it when you drive past a billboard every day, but you are taking in the message. And in the back of your mind, you are converted into believing that you actually need what is being shown to you. This explains why so many naïve 21-year-olds flock to Miller Lite, looking past the obvious signs that it tastes like cat piss. And why John Fox has named Tim Tebow his Week 7 starter, looking past the obvious signs that… you can make the connection.
But, I can’t blame the guy. It is obviously the move that fans want. The team is in the garbage either way. Tebow is the only quarterback on the Broncos’ roster that will be in Denver next season. And at some point they will need to justify their irrational decision to take him in the first round.
I say let the Broncos do as they please. Let Tebow start, keep the fans from rioting. But do not let this translate over to you fantasy football team. Let someone else make the mistake. Because nobody wants to be the Denver Broncos of their fantasy league.

Week 5 Wrap-Up

Hey everybody.

Working on a pretty fun article right now. Hoping to have it posted tonight.

Wanted to spread the word that I handed Jordan his ass this week in our matchup, 118-79. Also maintaining a 5-0 record in another league and am now tied for 3rd in the Expert League with other Fantasy Football bloggers. Props to My Fantasy League and Roto Experts in the #1 and #2 spots.

Just wanted to get this post out there and hear from you guys about how your teams performed.

What worked? What didn't work? What players are you looking to pick up?

Sunday, October 9, 2011

2011 Week 5 Advice Time

Hey everybody, it is time to get you last minute questions in.


I will be answering questions on the site until about 11. So it might be wise from about 10am (ET) to start posting your questions on Twitter so I can get to them

Simply follow @godhateslosers and post your question to use and I'll get you an answer before kickoff.

To recap... Answering questions on the website for about an hour and a half. Answering questions on Twitter til kickoff.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Week 5 Fantasy Football Showdown: Andrew vs. Jordan

Ali vs. Frazier. Dallas Cowboys vs. Washington Redskins. Batman vs. the Joker. Coke vs. Pepsi. Hamilton vs. Burr. And now… Andrew vs. Jordan.
For weeks, the world of sports has been counting down to this most epic rivalry. Who will emerge from the chaos as champion and who will pout for the remainder of the week?
The league: Iupati Like It’s Your Birthday. The opponents: Sweet Sweet Cundifflingus and Tootsie Sproles. The rules are simple: Standard, non-PPR league. 1 point per 25 passing yards, 10 receiving yards or 10 rushing yards. 6 points per touchdown, 4 per passing touchdown.

Jordan's Team

(Sweet Sweet Cundifflingus)
Andrew's Team

(Tootsie Sproles)
Record: 4-0 /// Total Points: 503Record: 3-1 /// Total Points: 389
Cam Newton (NO)QBPhilip Rivers (@DEN)
LeGarrette Blount (@SF)RBArian Foster (OAK)
Isaac Redman (TEN)RBBeanie Wells (@MIN)
Jonathan Stewart (NO)RB/WRSteve Smith (NO)
Roddy White (GB)WRHakeem Nicks (SEA)
Wes Welker (NYJ)WRA.J. Green (@JAX)
Rob Gronkowski (NYJ)WR/TENate Washington (@PIT)
Jimmy Graham (@CAR)TEJared Cook (@PIT)
Jason Hanson (CHI)KDavid Akers (TB)
Tennessee Titans (@PIT)DEFCincinnati Bengals (@JAX)

You tell us:
  • Who will win the battle?
  • Why will they prevail?
  • What shall be the fate of the loser?
UPDATE: Andrew molested me. Bad. I knew he would, in truth, but I didn't know it would hurt this much. ~ Jordan

Thursday, October 6, 2011

NFL Week 5 Pick'em Predictions and Survival Football

Quite the week lined up. Of the 13 games this week. I have 10 of them being won by the visiting team. I don't know how I feel about that, but let's see what happens.

I think the Bills will continue to slide after the Bengals of all teams laid the blueprint of how to stop them. Eagles should be able to capitalize with their pass game.

Titans show no signs of slowing down as they take out the heartless Steelers.

Colts finally get a win under their belts at home against the Chiefs.

I think the loss of Andre Johnson is enough to throw the Texans off their game.

I struggled with the Lions and the Bears. The Lions have to be the worst looking 4-0 team ever, it was the pass rush against heavily-sacked Cutler that pushed me toward Detroit in this one.

If you've got any upset of your own or want to point out why you think one of us is out of our mind, go ahead and post it in the comments.

JordanAndrewMGLS
Record (LW) (Total):(9-7)(38-26)(9-7)(38-26)(8-8)(32-32)
Eagles @ BillsBillsEaglesEagles
Bengals @ JaguarsBengalsBengalsBengals
Titans @ SteelersTitansTitansSteelers
Chiefs @ ColtsColtsColtsChiefs
Raiders @ TexansTexansRaidersRaiders
Cardinals @ VikingsCardinalsCardinalsCardinals
Saints @ PanthersSaintsSaintsPanthers
Seahawks @ GiantsGiantsGiantsGiants
Buccaneers @ 49ersBucsBucs49ers
Chargers @ BroncosChargersChargersChargers
Jets @ PatriotsPatriotsPatriotsPatriots
Packers @ FalconsPackersPackersFalcons
Bears @ LionsLionsLionsLions




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How to Fill the Fantasy Football Void Left by Andre Johnson


I've been asked a few times who I think will pick up the slack while Texans star Andre Johnson is out.
We all know that Johnson owners are hurting and there is no word coming on how long AJ will be out. So, from a fantasy football perspective, where does this leave owners who suffered from this loss? Or for that matter, how can any fantasy football owner who is struggling at the wide receiver position capitalize on this?
Let's take a fantasy football look at how the Texans skill players will pan out in Johnson's absence.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

2011 Fantasy Football Week 5 Rankings

We're already into Week 5 of the NFL season, and onto another weekly position ranking. And, as has been a theme this year, we are seeing a lot of sleepers and backups cracking starters lists due to injuries.

Here are some highlights from the list below:

1) With games like Carolina/New Orleans, Detroit/Chicago, Green Bay/Atlanta, San Diego/Denver, New York Jets/New England, I think we can expect to see a ton of shootouts for a huge scoring weekend. Expect a lot of big numbers out of quarterbacks and receivers.

2) Arian Foster returns to his rightful spot in the top three running backs. I like him best this week as the Andre Johnson-less Texans hosts the Raiders.

3) Continuing on the Houston theme. It's hard to call which Houston receiver will be getting most of the work. For my money though, I think tight end Owen Daniels is the guy to watch.

4) I like at least one Jets running back to have a big week with New England hurting up front and at linebacker. Whether it is Shonn Greene or LT, I'm not so sure. I'd love to see Tomlinson get most of the snaps though.

5) Patriots' RB Ridley looked nice, but I still have BJGE higher, as does the New England depth chart. The safe bet is to play Welker as he is a monster this year, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Revis moving inside to cover him. This could open up some sleeper potential for Deion Branch and other NE wideouts. Gronkowski should have no problems.

Working on another post going in to some sleepers and predictions, so stay tuned for that.

As always, if you've got any questions or comments (or if I left someone obvious out) post it all in the comments.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Fantasy Football Strategy: Stealing Talent

We addressed the less-fortunate teams last week, hopefully you all got a win this week and are sitting pretty at 2-2 or at least 1-3. If you are still fishing for wins, hang in there and make some moves this week as we are seeing even more injuries and some potential talent will be available for you.
However, this post is going out to the 3-1 and 4-0 teams. You’ve got a solid lineup and likely don’t need to make any big sleeper moves, but in fantasy football, you should never be sitting idly. Time to move on to a favorite strategy of mine. It will likely make you kind of an asshole, but it’s worth it.
It’s time to start stealing. And this is how it’s done.
In Week 4 we saw some performances that caught our eye, and they are likely still sitting in free agency. But they won’t be for long. These players are hot commodities and will be snatched up by the other teams in your league. Time to steal them.
In one of my leagues, I am 4-0.
I have Adrian Peterson and Matt Forte as my starting running backs, and I have Beanie Wells on my bench. Needless to say, I’m pretty well off at running back.
My bench still has a few leftover experiments from the draft that didn’t pan out as I had hoped. So, what is the point in wasting any more time on Steve Breaston or Caddilac Williams?
I have already put my waiver wire picks in to grab Stevan Ridley, Ryan Torain and {insert Houston Texans wide receiver not named Andre Johnson here}.
I don’t need these players, and (knock on wood) will never have to use them because my starters will remain healthy. But by snatching these sleepers up and getting rid of my players that have already let me down this season, I am doing something just as valuable as picking up starters. I am making sure that other teams can not start them.
With Peterson and Forte getting me 20 points per game, I don’t care a little bit if I see Ridley make 15 points on my bench. And I can rest assured that he is not giving 15 points to my opponent.
It’s a simple, douchebag strategy, but it is definitely one to consider. Playing defense and not allowing other teams to pick up the sleepers is keeping you safe. Make the move. Even if you are not hurting at running back or wide receiver, it is worth the investment to keep them out of your competitions’ starting lineups.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

NFL Week 4 Injury Updates

Here are some last minute updates.

If you have any last questions, go ahead and address them. I will be watching the Cowboys game and likely will be busy pacing and screaming to answer any late questions.

Out:
Antonio Gates
Aaron Hernandez
Miles Austin
Ryan Grant
Danny Amendola
Daniel Thomas
Earl Bennett

Playing:
Marques Colston
Dez Bryant
Frank Gore (Kendall Hunter is getting the start. I like Kendall better than Gore)
Laurent Robinson (starting for the Cowboys this week, if you are desperate, get him)
Felix Jones
Arian Foster
Peyton Hillis (though I have lost all respect for the man)
Steven Jackson (should be good to go from here on out, or at least til his next injury)
Jeremy Maclin (won't be 100 percent)

Friday, September 30, 2011

NFL Week 4 Fantasy Football Pick'em and Survival Picks

Hey GHL fans. Back with another week of pick'em.

I did a number on last week's messy results and came out on top at 11-5, tying with Jordan for the lead through three weeks. My Girlfriend's Little Sister kept her record split even.

In Nanny Nanny Boo-Boo news, Jordan is out of the Survival game after just three weeks. What did we learn... Betting against the Seahawks is usually a good move, but better on the Cardinals is a little iffy. For me Week 4 is with another team that should easily seal their victory. At about Week 5, when the majority of the competition is out, then we will start making our picks a little bolder. And it will be easier, because we will have a better sense for how the teams play. Ta-da!

A couple upsets on my list, for the most part, it seems pretty straight-forward though.

I see the Cowboys pulling through again at home against a solid Lions team. But the Lions haven't really faced anyone that good. They soundly beat the Kansas City High School Chiefs, struggled against Tampa, and had to go to overtime with the 0-3 Vikings.

I will also be taking Bucs losing to the Colts. I'm not sure why. Maybe I'm just feeling bold. I'm just not impressed by Tampa Bay this year. And it's about time for the Colts to do some work.

MGLS picks will be up shortly. If you've got an upset special that you like. Post it!
JordanAndrewMGLS
Record (LW) (Total):(9-7)(29-19)(11-5)(29-19)(8-8)(24-24)
Bills @ BengalsBillsBillsBengals
Panthers @ BearsPanthersBearsPanthers
Titans @ BrownsBrownsBrownsBrowns
Lions @ CowboysLionsCowboysCowboys
Vikings @ ChiefsVikingsVikingsChiefs
Redskins @ RamsRedskinsRamsRedskins
Saints @ JaguarsSaintsSaintsJaguars
49ers @ EaglesEaglesEagles49ers
Steelers @ TexansSteelersTexansSteelers
Falcons @ SeahawksFalconsFalconsFalcons
Giants @ CardinalsGiantsGiantsGiants
Broncos @ PackersPackersPackersBroncos
Patriots @ RaidersPatriotsPatriotsPatriots
Dolphins @ ChargersChargersChargersChargers
Jets @ RavensJetsRavensJets
Colts @ BuccaneersBucsColtsBucs




Survival Pick EliminatedSaintsEliminated