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Q: What kind of advice do you answer and how can I ask you?A: God Hates Losers offers advice on anything you throw at us fantasy football related. Common advice includes who to start and sit, trade information and suggestions, pick'em, judging drafts, player rankings and much more. If you are wondering about it... we will answer it.

Q: I had a trade proposed to me. How should I go about asking.
A: It can get confusing from time to time when trades are brought up. Just phrase your question like this: "Trade proposal: I give (Player A), I receive (Player B)." Simple as that. When you say things like "(Player A) for (Player B), is that good?" it gets rather confusing as I have no idea which player you'd be giving away and which you'd be receiving.

Q: You haven't posted your rankings yet and I need them, I NEED THEM!
A: Calm down there hot stuff. You can rest assured that every week they will be posted before the first kickoff so you have plenty of time to update your roster. I often wait a little while to hear about any injury information and analyze the stats from the previous week before I can make this list. It will be posted, I'd rather give you accurate information that I am proud of, instead of just throwing a rankings list together all willy-nilly.

Q: When can I expect a particular post?
A: I'm still getting settled into this site, and I'm trying to find a formula that works best for all parties involved. My current plan is to post with the following schedule:
Monday- Wrap-Up Article, Top and Bottom Performers, Monday Morning QB type stuff.
Tuesday- Random post of whatever I really feel like.
Wednesday or Thursday- Position rankings for upcoming week and/or Advice Time post
Friday- NFL Pick'em and Survival Picks
Saturday- Who to Start, Who to Sit
Sunday- No posts, just answering questions and watching football cheering on my team.

Q: You haven't gotten to my comment. What gives?
A: I try very hard. As much as I would like it to be my career, I am not getting paid for this and have to juggle GodHatesLosers with my actual job(s) and social life.

I try my damnedest to get to every single comment, and so far I have yet to not answer a question. As the site gets busier it might take some time for me to get to your question. Remember that I am juggling a lot and will usually set aside a few hours a night to answer questions.

Q: You haven't gotten to my comment yet, but you answered other people's questions who posted after me. What did I do to wrong you?
A: You did nothing. I promise. And I apologize. If I skipped your comment there are a few possibilities. I get a lot of comments, so perhaps I just looked over it when I was answering. You might have posted your question on an older article that I don't often look at. Or for some reason, Blogger could have marked it as spam and it didn't come to my inbox.

Please, if this happens to you and I don't get to your question in a day or two, just repost the question on the most recent article.

Q: It's Sunday morning. I need your opinion pronto on my lineup.
A: Sunday mornings, I will be finishing up any answers on GodHatesLosers and then bringing my talents to Twitter. Starting one hour before opening kickoff you can ask any question @godhateslosers and get a brief, yet well-researched answer.

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