I've updated and added some new awesome fantasy football team names to my list. There is only so much creativity that can go around, so some of these are my favorites from other lists, some where even submitted in comments last year by you guys!
Feel free to use any of them, and definitely add your favorite team names in the comment section. If I think it's hilarious, I'll throw it on the list. So send me your funny team name puns.
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NFC
East
Dallas Cowboys
• Dezn’t Ring a Bell
• Dez Dispenser
• Crest Pro Wittening
• Wake Me Up, Before You Romo
• Claiborne Identity
New York Giants
• So Fly Like Hakeem Nicks
• Ahmadmiral Ackbar
• Motley Cruz
• Ring Around the Osi
• Down with JPP? Yeah, You Know Me.
• Whooping Coughlin
Philadelphia Eagles
• My Vick in a Box
• My Vick in a Box
• I am Asomugha
• Maclin Oat Bran
• More Cushing for the Pushin’
Washington Redskins
• RGIII-PO
• RGIII-PO
• Torainasaurus Rex
• Helu Kitty
North
Chicago Bears
• Forte Year Old Virgin
• Forgetting Brandon Marshall
• I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cutler
• Sour Carimi and Onion
Detroit Lions
• Stafford Infection
• Stafford Infection
• Jersey Leshoure
• Suh Girls, One Cup
Green Bay Packers
• Teach Me How to Raji
• Teach Me How to Raji
• MegaStarks vs. Giant Hawktopus
• His Airness, JerMichael Jordy
Minnesota Vikings
• Percy Whipped
• Percy Whipped
• Lord Have Percy
• Boats and Shiancoes
• There’s an AP for That
South
Atlanta Falcons
• Jacquizzed in my Pants
• Raging Falcoholics
• TD Gonzales
Carolina Panthers
• LaFell in Love with a Girl
• LaFell in Love with a Girl
• De’AnJ-E-L-L-O
• Big Money, No Cammies. Stop!
New Orleans Saints
• Breesy like Sunday Morning
• Breesy like Sunday Morning
• Ingram Toenails
• Tootsie Sproles
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
• Blount Force Trauma
• Blount Force Trauma
• Talib it to Beaver
• Arreliousted Development
West
Arizona Cardinals
• Peach Kolbler
• Peach Kolbler
• My Morning Doucet
• Helter Skelton
San Francisco 49ers
• Iupati Like It’s Your Birthday
• Iupati Like It’s Your Birthday
• I’m About to go ManningH.A.M.
• Big Gores Don’t Cry
• A Partridge in a Crabtree
Seattle Seahawks
• Marshawn Stewart Collection
• Marshawn Stewart Collection
• Stop Flynn the Name of Love
• Doug Bald#winning
St. Louis Rams
• Bad Case of Laurinaitis
• Amendola Dola Bill, Ya’ll
• So Scared, Isaiah Pead Myself
AFC
East
Buffalo Bills
• The Book of Moorman
• What Does Marcell Darius Look Like?
• Angry Byrds
Miami Dolphins
• Naanee Naanee Boo Boo
• Naanee Naanee Boo Boo
• 12 Items or Bess
New England Patriots
• Here's My Number, Call Me Brady
• Here's My Number, Call Me Brady
• Belicheck Yo’self Before you Wreck Yo’self
• Everybody Pat Chung Tonight
New York Jets
• Revis is my Homeboy
• Revis is my Homeboy
• Shonneshank Redemption
• The Big Tebowski
North
Baltimore Ravens
• Flacco Seagulls
• Rice Rice Baby
• Hakuna Ma-Ngata
• That's So Ravens
Cincinnati Bengals
• I am Serious, and Don’t Call Me Shipley
• Peko Boo!
• Sanu Kids on the Block
Cleveland Browns
• Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
• Bring Back the McCribbs
• Weeden’t Start the Fire
Pittsburgh Steelers
• Roethlisberger in Paradise
• Roethlisberger in Paradise
• Let’s Get Rasharded
• It's Rainey Me, Hallelujah
South
Houston Texans
• Arian Nation
• Cotton Schuabs
• Dancing With Lestars
Indianapolis Colts
• It’s Wayneing Men
• Fleener Schnitzel
• Lucky Number 12
Jacksonville Jaguars
• What Would Jones-Drew
• What Would Jones-Drew
• Scobee Snacks
• The Token Blackmon
• Yo Gabba Gabbert
Tennessee Titans
• I’m Bringing Hasselbeck
• I’m Bringing Hasselbeck
• My My My Myyyyyy Bironas
• Too Legit to Britt
• She’s a Britt.. House
West
Denver Broncos
• Love Knowshon Number Nine
• Peyton Some Happy Trees
• Moreno 911
Kansas City Chiefs
• Dwayne Bowe Connection
• Dwayne Bowe Connection
• The Princess is in Another Cassel
• Breaston Peace
• Whatchu Talkin’ ‘Bout Hillis
Oakland Raiders
• Age of Denarius
• Who Lechler Dogs Out?
• Carry On My Heyward-Bey Son
San Diego Chargers
• Just Kaeding
• Just Kaeding
• Royal with Cheese
• Bridge over that Rivers Guy
Last year I used "How's My Vick Taste?"
ReplyDeleteBest one I saw last year: The Playbook of Eli
ReplyDeleteSandusky's Penetration Drill
ReplyDeleteToo soon.
ReplyDeleteCame up with Dezmestic Violence for this year
ReplyDeleteSame reason why we didn't use "Sandusky's Youth Group" despite how awful/hilarious it is. If there weren't young victims it would be golden.
ReplyDeleteShort bus Donald Driver
ReplyDeleteYo Gabba Gabbert
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely my favorite fantasy name so far!
ReplyDeleteABC is as easy as RG3
ReplyDeleteJerry's kids
ReplyDeleteKardashians Bush
ReplyDeleteHere are some Random ones I've used Titanic Swim Team, Kneel & TeBlowMe , Interracial Sports Team, The Tampax Redzone, My Dick Ain’t Flacco
ReplyDeleteIndianapolis colts:
ReplyDeleteHere's my number, so Collie maybe
Fleener Envy
You won't like me when I'm Angerer
Luck my Fleener
Chicago Bears:
Sacks to be Culter
Carolina Panthers:
Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles
Fleener Envy literally made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteFlaccoholic Suhnonymous
ReplyDeleteHere's some Patriots ones that I've used.
ReplyDeleteHold the Mayo
Ready, Willing & Vrabel
Wilfork For Food
Color Me Brady
Ridley me this, Ridley me that
I started Ramses Barden last night and I changed my name to Barden the Interruption.
ReplyDeleteI started Martellus Bennett in week one and my name was Bennett Over
ReplyDeleteNext week I start Mikel Leshoure in all my leagues and my name is Jersey Leshoure
ReplyDeleteYabba Gabba Doo
ReplyDeletewhats eating gabberts grape
ReplyDeleteCasino Eddie Royal
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