Friday, October 7, 2011

Week 5 Fantasy Football Showdown: Andrew vs. Jordan

Ali vs. Frazier. Dallas Cowboys vs. Washington Redskins. Batman vs. the Joker. Coke vs. Pepsi. Hamilton vs. Burr. And now… Andrew vs. Jordan.
For weeks, the world of sports has been counting down to this most epic rivalry. Who will emerge from the chaos as champion and who will pout for the remainder of the week?
The league: Iupati Like It’s Your Birthday. The opponents: Sweet Sweet Cundifflingus and Tootsie Sproles. The rules are simple: Standard, non-PPR league. 1 point per 25 passing yards, 10 receiving yards or 10 rushing yards. 6 points per touchdown, 4 per passing touchdown.

Jordan's Team

(Sweet Sweet Cundifflingus)
Andrew's Team

(Tootsie Sproles)
Record: 4-0 /// Total Points: 503Record: 3-1 /// Total Points: 389
Cam Newton (NO)QBPhilip Rivers (@DEN)
LeGarrette Blount (@SF)RBArian Foster (OAK)
Isaac Redman (TEN)RBBeanie Wells (@MIN)
Jonathan Stewart (NO)RB/WRSteve Smith (NO)
Roddy White (GB)WRHakeem Nicks (SEA)
Wes Welker (NYJ)WRA.J. Green (@JAX)
Rob Gronkowski (NYJ)WR/TENate Washington (@PIT)
Jimmy Graham (@CAR)TEJared Cook (@PIT)
Jason Hanson (CHI)KDavid Akers (TB)
Tennessee Titans (@PIT)DEFCincinnati Bengals (@JAX)

You tell us:
  • Who will win the battle?
  • Why will they prevail?
  • What shall be the fate of the loser?
UPDATE: Andrew molested me. Bad. I knew he would, in truth, but I didn't know it would hurt this much. ~ Jordan